My morning rituals have become more complicated as I’ve got older. It’s now masturbation, medications, toilet, shower, brush teeth, eye drops, anti hayfever nasal spray, HRT application, deodorant, moisturiser, hair, get dressed and breakfast.
I’m not one for make up (thank god) otherwise my routine would take more than the 30 minutes I normally give myself. But when on holiday I can maybe relax and spend more time in the bathroom that I would normally.
