My morning rituals have become more complicated as I’ve got older. It’s now masturbation, medications, toilet, shower, brush teeth, eye drops, anti hayfever nasal spray, HRT application, deodorant, moisturiser, hair, get dressed and breakfast.
I’m not one for make up (thank god) otherwise my routine would take more than the 30 minutes I normally give myself. But when on holiday I can maybe relax and spend more time in the bathroom that I would normally.

Great to see (you’re looking fab!) and read this, always fun to break up the routine, when time or circumstances allow. I’m in the ‘mmm’ mode of meditate, manifest, masturbate, some part of that works better than others some days!
Enjoying my new-found VPN freedom to appreciate the post in full, not the email highlights. Lovely pic 🍑; holiday bathrooms should always be used for photo goodness.