Not too long ago I met a man for a daytime hotel date. The website Dayuse lets you book hotel rooms for just a day. A great way for hotels to use up unbooked rooms and for couples to meet up in midway cities to fuck like bunnies. For morning and afternoon, brightly lit, sober, beautiful sex. It’s a wonderful way to discover someone new sexually, to get messy, hot, and sweaty. To shower it all off and then do it all again.
But these days filled with fucking need sustenance and there is something delicious about a naked hotel picnic.

So I will be using day use again and I will turn up with my bag full of sex toys and my cool bag with my hotel picnic in. I won’t pretend I have a business meeting, I’ll smile at the reception staff and own the fact I’m there to fuck and they probably know it.